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IS LOOSING JIZZ aka CUM BAD FOR BUSINESS FOR A BODYBUILDER?

What is the real connection with sex and bodybuilding?

According to the reasearch I did with some very interesting reading material… You know I am going to tell it like it is.  I am going to say it the way I want to say it.  If you dont like the way I am saying it  Guess what  ” YO MAMMA!”  🙂 lol.

The most important thing with having sex with a male bodybuilder is……Each time when he cums he looses ZINC.  ZINC is very important to a bodybuilder to have at all times.  Its just like when you urinate( PISS) all day, You have to replace that with water because it is essential.

NOW!  Zinc is critical with sperm growth and developement.  If the levels fall short infertility for them is a consequence.  Meaning that each time you are fucking he might have to take a daily zinc tablet.  MAKE SENSE?  so basically if you are getting a blow job and you bust in her mouth and she swallows it, Technically you are sharing your zinc with her and she can grow hair.  SOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  its bad for you to release Zinc and it’s good for a woman to have in her body to grow hair! Go figure.  SOOOOOOOOOOOO! that means the bitches that need hair is the one’s that should suck you off? Make sense?

SCENARIO:  Bald bitch is on her knees sucking you off…. and it is the best you ever had because the bald bitch needs hair and she is sucking you dry to get that ZINC.  You bust your load and fire hose gallons and gallons of ZINC.. AAAHHHHH! yeah take it all you shaved off dog! take it all yeah!  Now the bald bitch went from the Old Shinead O” Connor to DON KING in a matter of minutes.. Thank you Muscleman for filling my cavity with ZINC! Now my bald patches are non existent.  Its better than Rogaine…. have you seen the price for ROGAINE? awful.  Its worst than the unnnecessary fees the bodybuilders have to pay to compete.(YEAH I SAID IT… DONT GET MAD AT ME GOD DAMMIT!)

Anyway!

This is a lesson to you bodybuilders.  Keep an eye on the amount of load you drop, it is very important for your libido.  If you notice everytime you have sex, your body relaxes and you need to sleep.  Dont let women push you to do it again.  You need to sleep 3-4 hours before you start fucking the shit out of someone and let me tell you why?

You need to Rebuild and strengthen your hormones.  Okay like for instance.  You guys are like a video game.. have you ever played a video game like MORTAL COMBAT and everytime JOHNNY CAGE or SUB-ZERO takes a hit the energy levels go down and then when you are done getting your ass kicked…. your energy levels are gone and then you are standing there dizzy with your head swirling around and then your female opponent  hears the words “FINISH HIM!  and then you cum and then you fall asleep.  That’s whats it’s like.  So when you are fucking make it count.. so the bitch can leave you alone and you can sleep for 3-4 hours.  Oh yeah! another word of advice… Have sex in your apartment or hotel…. because you may never sleep with HER next to you.. and then you can have the leverage to throw her ass out so you can sleep.

Also another medical fact.  Did you know that you would do an eldery lady a service if you let her blow you!  It helps a poor old ladies maintenance of her body.  FYI ( make sure she takes out the dentures!  I heard it is better that way.

By the way another important fact… The best way to help the Bodybuilder is for him to eat OYSTERS, SHELLFISH ( if you are not allergic) WHEAT GERM, LIVER, CASHEWS, PINE NUTS and PECAN NUTS.

This is one of the main reason why I dont give blow jobs because I have a lot of hair ( Full head to be exact) and number 2- I am allergic to all types of nuts ( I fall into asphyxiation and start choking like I am dying)

It’s like pulling a LINDA LOVELACE and sticking a 10 inch thick dick down your throat and you throw up.. Its like that.  Its sad huh!  I guess i will never get a date huh!  actually that would happen without the peanuts. 

ANYWAY!  when you ladies say…. HMMM! Jimmy tasted like unsalted cahews tonight.. Now you know why because musle builder store nuts in there NUTZ.  

HAPPY JIZZING….

GOODNIGHT

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